Randomness
Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when a needle earns heartlessly to dissinegrate lazy cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a lack of order and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of 27 vast t-shirts completely curing an airplane up the riffraff. Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
History
Randomness has had a long and senselessly shiny history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the sinister contraband that he is, started creating a massive shitpaper of things. Then he added a uncaringly expansive blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly loyal existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily coruscating ages following its raucously unsophisticated conception.[1]
Hey, what are all those apathetically random adverbs and adjectives doing in my heartlessly scanty sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
Randomness and science
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately quantifying existence. They would often have violently fervent rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
Randomness and religion
Randomness and religion have had a seldom very large connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our alarming religions:
- tub, also known as jaov and upemug, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
- wenon, son of tub[2], had to die on the pile of hotdogs because else tub would've been uncontrollably incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up on Uranus to burn for the rest of eternity.
- tub, or uggun as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named jepajjag. He also told jepajjag about the 72 white needles he'd recently added to his paradise, though jepajjag used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
- There is no tub and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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Randomness and operating theaters
Randomness and operating theaters are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was throwing some operating theaters, the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with operating theaters as with, say, unsophisticated petroglyphs. Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the Daewoo in the towel. This article has become so vigorously random that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. Magneto orates mandate!
See also
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Footnotes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
- ↑ And according to some people, at the same time also nav himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of nav.
- ↑ The place where this article is stored on your computer; for now at least.
- ↑ I.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
- ↑ Warning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
- ↑ If you're a rather unlucky character and aren't seeing any random sightings, click here to purge the page.
