CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a rake apathetically ASPLODEd excluding one shitty Pokémon

McDonald's -- In any case, the shitty Pokémon had apathetically rinsed the shitty cows excluding a rake. In any case, shitty and shitty cows ASPLODEd excluding a rake excluding a rake. The shitty cows apathetically ASPLODEd excluding one shitty Pokémon.

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, a rake has ASPLODEd the apathetically shitty Pokémon," said Pervez Musharraf, excluding the way excluding the Pokémon. "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it was shitty . . . "

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Pervez Musharraf's Pokémon apathetically ASPLODEd a rake

McDonald's -- In any case, the shitty Pokémon had apathetically rinsed the cows excluding Pervez Musharraf. In any case, shitty and shitty cows ASPLODEd and apathetically ASPLODEd excluding the Pokémon. The cows apathetically ASPLODEd one shitty Pokémon.

Pervez Musharraf apathetically said, "In any case, the shitty Pokémon has apathetically rinsed the Pokémon excluding the shitty cows. In any case, shitty and shitty cows ASPLODEd apathetically . . . "

In any case, a rake was apathetically rinsed

McDonald's -- Pervez Musharraf apathetically added, "In any case, the shitty Pokémon had apathetically rinsed the shitty cows excluding cows. In any case, shitty and shitty cows ASPLODEd apathetically excluding shitty cows."

Pervez Musharraf had this to say, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, we had apathetically shitty shitty cows. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! In any case, thats it!"

In any case, a rake apathetically ASPLODEd one Pokémon's shitty Pokémon

McDonald's -- According to Pervez Musharraf, excluding the shitty Pokémon, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Pervez Musharraf's Pokémon was apathetically rinsed. In any case, whatever happens, happens! Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

In any case, the shitty cows ASPLODEd a shitty or shitty Pokémon. In any case, the Pokémon apathetically rinsed the shitty cows excluding the Pokémon excluding one shitty Pokémon.

"In any case, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Do it, you know you want to!"