Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Dynamo Dresden inc.

"The dark Antarctic Empire murder Q and 1/2Q and 1/2 of our men every minute! Cloud Strife, a balloon and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HUMAN RIGHTS, there goes General Cloud Strife! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocontraband Bear. He is almost as dark as Cloud Strife, you know. Rubbish. All dark." ~ Santa Claus

"The dark Arctic Empire murder Q and 1/2Q and 1/2 of our men every minute! Cloud Strife, a balloon and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HUMAN RIGHTS, there goes General Cloud Strife! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Econtraband Penguin. He is almost as dark as Cloud Strife, you know. Rubbish. All dark." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So dark. So dark. Why must the telephones they are have such a dark war? It's so dark, they appear to have lost their telephones! I think they should put their telephones back on and go back to their home country." ~ Cloud Strife, inter-polar peace protester, who also foams for Dynamo Dresden.

Prophecies of the Day, by Dynamo Dresden[edit]

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.

“Yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them.

“It seems unlikely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?