Death to America

Contrary to widespread media belief, terrorism is not the leading cause of death in America. Freedom fries and big tobacco companies kill more people than terrorists every day.

Freedom fries have brought more death to America than all jihadi combined.

Don't blame me, blame the chicken!

Pick your poison:

• Lawyers
• Samurai Lincoln
• Food warfare launched by France on the United States
• Goths on drugs
• Death by Telemarketing
• Freedom fries
• Ralph Nader coming at you in an exploding Ford Pinto
• Neccopolis, Pennsylvania
• The Amway wars
• Natural Causes

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