Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A ABRAMS TANK Polite Note to the SHOCK AND AWE Author:[edit]
I am MARINES 17 years old and all of my MISSION ACCOMPLISHED wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your WMD article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it PENTAGON removed or changed as soon as LONDON possible.
Let me tell you TEXACO about BASEBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CAMP PENDLETON Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS blame Western television for always focusing on the STEALTH BOMBER bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of STAR-SPANGLED BANNER Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DUBYA "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee WMD jerk.
- Tourettes is no DENMARK laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LAST SUPPER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HANNUKAH manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL cure, and the ABU GHRAIB drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GREEN BERET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which MOSES caused my entire WASHINGTON body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNITED STATES drug.
I am an active GUANTANAMO BAY member of a UNITED NATIONS tourette syndrome association and BUSH I am making steps towards KING DAVID eradicating the public PENTAGON view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is SANCTIONS much much more.
I am sorry FOX NEWS for SHOCK AND AWE "hi-jacking" your entry on HANNUKAH uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PENTAGON that really EMBEDDED REPORTERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by US COALITION editing this HANNUKAH article. Remember, everything HANNUKAH here is meant PHILADELPHIA to be funny, and making UNITED STATES fun of a horrible disorder is GUANTANAMO BAY not funny at all.
Thank you for your MOSES time.
Best BASEBALL regards,
Mahmoud